When there is a war

Something Trump won't pay attention to because of his "TWEETING"

Mr.Trump, I... " Not now, I'm tweeting!" But when there is a war!... " What did i just say!"

by iLik3B4tMan March 24, 2017

thumbie war

A name Philadelphians give to the game commonly known as "Thumb War". In Philly, a "Thumb War" is a game where two or more people take turns jabbing each other in the eye with their thumbs. The winner is determined by the amount of mucus on their thumb.

Jimmy was shocked when he challenged Damon to a Thumb War and Damon quickly thrust his thumb into his eye. Damon explained that only weak people play Thumbie War.

by twothumbsup November 27, 2010

cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.

I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019

by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019

Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)

Do you remember the Watermelon War

by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020

Wildfire War

A flame war but has over 150 comments

Person 1: Did you hear about that flame war? The one with over 150 flame comments?

Person 2: You mean Wildfire War 9?

by Beans On Butter December 20, 2019

War Crime

Mainly Among Us memes used in a Discord chat that is unhinged

Amusing? Do you mean Among Us? Sus
This is a WAR CRIME

by Chaosgamingx February 20, 2023

Pichu War

The Pichu War was a Civil War in the Republic of Newchat over if the Pichu Empire should keep its name or be changed to the Pichu Federative Union.

Thr war lasted a day (June 9th - June 10th) and had one casualty with ExcuseMeWhat being kicked from the group chat Permanently.

Even though the Pichu War intended a Pichu Federative Union, the Pichu Empire entirely collapsed and Surrendered on June 10th following the 3 members changing their Profiles

Today TheBestPichu has changed his pfp back, but the Pichu Empire might not return.

The Great Pichu War

by Cørrüptęd June 11, 2022