Morning Pushups

The act of masturbation in the morning.

I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.

by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014

Morning!

When greeting people, saying morning is an alternative way of saying "hello", at any time of day.

*Harry walks into the Spice Fusion* Glen Barlow: "Morning!"

by Kingy123572 June 16, 2018

Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.

I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.

by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor

my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque

by preschool poacher May 2, 2015