reverse houdini

Essentially the same as the classic houdini, only instead of spitting on the girls back and shooting yogurt in her face, you drop the dairy on her back and then spit in her face.

"I thought of giving my girl the houdini, but I didn't want to be mean, so I dropped a reverse houdini"

by adamD1982 January 17, 2008

Nasal Hondo Mucus (NHM)

Nasal Hondo Mucus, also known as NHM, is the excretion of green/yellowish snot coming out of your nose at a loud and fast rate. It is one of the many symptoms of a common cold and covid-19 and is also in the family of, Hondo, Gas Hondo's, mid-depression Hondo's and more.

Mrs Bitzjarld : WHO THE FUCK IS BLOWING THEIR NOSE SO LOUD
sussy stefano : Sorry miss, I unfortunately have a case of Nasal Hondo Mucus (NHM)

Mrs Bitzjarld : oh sorry I didn't realize, hash realities of war 😔 *ashamed* very deplorable of you.

by bigstinkyballz October 27, 2021

Honda

A vehicle manufacturer similar to Toyota, which built reliable vehicles in the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, but, like Toyota, has made a few duds in the last few years. They are also convinced that their vehicles can't be broken unless driven and maintained by idiots.

While a number of Hondas have given the driver years of trouble-free operation, the ones who don't get one are in for a world of pain.

My mother had a 1999 Honda CRV. The Air Conditioner broke 3 times before the car was 3 years old. Each time, the dealer become more angry at us, and wanted to get rid of us.

by Artificialist April 10, 2006

houdini

A houdini is when you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around to see, you bust a nut in her face.

The girl had an ugle face so I gave her a houdini.

by vvxxrzarektaxxvv January 16, 2007

Release the Hounds

To open ones crack to reveal a world of brownish goodness.

Tom's popped off to the shitter to release the hounds!

by TheAnalPain August 26, 2013

double houdini

whilst doing a girl doggy-style in the dark have a friend take over your position while you walk outside in front of a window and wave in at said girl.

Last night Jake and me pulled a double houdini on my girl, it was fuckin hilarious!

by KMK420BongToke April 26, 2009

honda

Manufacturer of extremely high performance motor vehicles such as the Fireblade (CBR1000) CBR600, Super Blackbird and the VTR1000.

With easy handling, modern styling and brutal power to rival or beat any other competing superbikes on the market. With a horsepower to weight ratio or nearly 1:1 it will completely disgrace most modern sports and production cars

Some examples. In Hp/Kg (Higher is better)

Honda Fireblade (1L i4)
176Kgs
169.5Hp
=0.96 Hp/Kg

2005 Dodge Viper (8.3L V10)
1547Kgs
500Hp
= 0.323 Hp/Kg

2002 Ferrari Enzo (6l v12)
1365Kgs
651Hp
= 0.47 Hp/Kg

Your dad’s 2005 V8 Commodore thats SO fast (5.7l V8)
1654kgs
335Hp
=0.202Hp/Kg

That’s right kids. Not only is it faster than a enzo and a viper by over 1s down the quarter mile. With such a small frontal area (Low Cd) It has a top speed to match too.

Kid: zomg my dads v8 is so fast no honda could ever keep up with it. v8s are the best!!!1!!1one!!1

Biker: That FBlade next to your daddy runs 10's... Allthough i have heard, Commodores, Correctly modified, With lots of traction ... Can run deep into the 14's! *Rolls eyes*

by squidward April 19, 2006