Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning

When a Vietnamese man is stroke their dick so hard, that his eyelids flutter.

Many Vietnamese men are doing the Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning. It is when you goon and do it so long and so hard that your eyelids flutter very hard. Then you are cumming and keep foreskin closed, so that it doesnt count as ejaculation.

by Jonas187 February 2, 2025

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poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

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Pay Gooning

Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.

The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.

by JBOE May 21, 2025

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Andalusian Flicker Gooning

The act of taking a loaf of bread with extra virgin olive oil and brown sugar, and then engaging with it in such a fashion that the oil is no longer virgin, and the sugar turns white. One must then consume the bread to complete the cycle, acquiring enough strength to take down a bull.

It is common practice amongst andalusian toreros.

My friends learned to perform andalusian flicker gooning in a public secondary school in Seville

by Monoruso December 19, 2024

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gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.

"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

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