Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

Moon Gooning

It is gooning but on a spiritual level under the moonlight.

“Me and eagle eye are going moon gooning tonight.”

by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023

Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.

Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)

by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024

Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk

- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu

by Hellsercon March 29, 2025

Flicker gooning

The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.

Last night larsson Micheal Jarvis was flicker gooning so hard he is no longer with us

by RealRibby May 24, 2024

Goon Rage

When your mad but also gooning

I’m gonna goon rage on this guy if he says another word.

by Gooningmonkeynegro February 7, 2025

the goon method

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.

Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.

by GoonMethod April 19, 2018