Fried Piper

You wouldn’t normally follow him, except that he has the gear that you want. And he has had too much of that gear himself, hence he is fried…

Mate’s party is on Saturday, we are out of the good stuff, we need to visit the Fried Piper before we go... (James, beautiful James W, told me this word!)

by Red in the Hed January 5, 2021

Fried Potato

My friend's username, I think this will be rejected though.

Fried potato made fun of me for accidentally typing keybeard instead of keyboard

by MelonSmasher29 March 13, 2023

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

friggity friggity fried

When you smoke a bong and it smacks you hard it gives you major munchies and cottonmouth

Guy1 “hey brotha I’m friggity friggity fried “
Guy2 “I got you man here’s a water and a bag of chips and damn your fucked up xD”

by ~O June 16, 2022

Chester’s fries

One of the most important things in a middle schooler’s diet.

I don’t know if it’s just my school but these motherfuckers eat these nearly everyday.

When I gave her the bag of Chester’s fries, she ate the bag in one bite.

by MiddleSchoolHumorAtItsPeak May 25, 2023

deep fried steak

stoned beyond all recognition of name place and time

dude whats up with Dick?

deep fried steak.

by hahahaha84 November 3, 2010

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020