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Fannyman

A male mistress. Derived from the words "fancy man."

The exact equivalent of a mistress but a man. A male who sleeps with a married woman on a regular basis.
As in "My fannyman gives me better lovin than my husband," or "If that fanny m*fu*ker ever sets foot in my house again, I'll kill him!," or "you can fannymac me anytime baby."
by LASweetheart March 19, 2010
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Fannydodger

A suspected homosexual individual. Will often tell his friends to 'respect girls'. Will avoid contact if possible with girls in any sexual way possible.
Norman, your such a fannydodger
by euan89 August 25, 2010
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fannymooching

rugby tackling conifer bushes then panning the owners windows with rocks/snowballs
fancy going fannymooching ?
by lleddew52 August 30, 2010
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fannabin

a columbian who illegally jumped the border. he/she likes to bite people, and never admits he did something illegal. often a good soccer player, with long brown hair. claims to have passport and ID, but really doesnt. when you call him/her this, they deny it and call you a "gringo" back.
Woah, he's columbian. He must be a fannabin.
by TGR33 October 18, 2010
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Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.
Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!
by Adrena March 19, 2011
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Fanny Slap

A fanny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a fanny, it usually associates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a fanny slap. Could even be a spatular.
Person 1 & 2 are in the maths room

*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*

Person 2: Did you hear that?

Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!
by LouiiHoare July 6, 2011
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Fanny Pass

When it's just you against the goalie on FIFA, and instead of taking it past him and/or shooting like a real man would, you pass along the box to a team mate, so you have an empty net to aim into.

This is considered the lowest of the low, with only yella bellied cowards attempting this.

Acts like this are usually followed by acts of rage from the person who was scored upon, while the person who scored it will usually try to cover it up with excuses like: "It was a triple ground cross" *cough*leo deery*cough*
A great, evenly matched game is taking place. The score is 0-0, with 1 minute to go. Player one gets through on goal, the keeper rushes forward, and the guy passes to a team mate, kills the whole game, and scores a gay tap in Fanny Pass
by BIONICxSHADOW July 7, 2011
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