Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry

"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"

by spootootoo August 17, 2017

dusty gammel

A Cowardly cunt.

That dude over there is dusty gammel.

by HonorableSelfDischarge August 24, 2017

Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.

Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.

by Jbobrn September 6, 2017

dusty thumb

A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.

Wow look at that bloke, he looks like a dusty thumb!

by Ladyford September 23, 2017

dusty dodge ram

It's when you are a dusty old dude 30 years or older. That drives a dodge that is barely running and rams little girls and dodge the fathers.

I love doing a dusty dodge ram on the holidays to get off.

by Thatregionboy219 October 3, 2017

dusty drapes

A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"

Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017

Dustyasscheetoe

He's a dusty ass cheetoe that sucks big black cock and fucks ugly hoes like Chloe also Chloe is a dusty how also jack should get gang raped buy a cactus and jack thinks its funny to fuck up a relationship with a girl named Lexi

Is that fucking shit in cactus
No its just a dustyasscheetoe

by 私はお尻食べる November 27, 2017