Douche Bag

Douche Bags are people who are very disrespectful and somehow manage to think they are "it" when in actuality they are not. They are the bottom of the social chain with their low grooming standards and inconsiderate attitudes and yet they think that they are the upper crust of society walking around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Douche Bag is a great term for anyone who is arrogant. The amount of success for a person does not matter one way or another as long as that person is considerate of other people and not so ignorant.

Douche Bag: I am so much cooler than those people who work at Starbucks with my construction job. I decided I want to grow out my goatee another foot while I get 50 more piercings while I spend 500 more dollars to tatoo my entire back. I'm going to go back to my trailer and add another beer bottle to my 300 other ones on the counter. Yeah I'm better than you college students! You're worthless! I'm bad ass!

by WorkswithDouchebags August 1, 2008

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douche baggery

acting of the qualities of a douche bag.

syn. ass-hole-ness

george bush
and all his douche baggery

by Danny boy April 4, 2004

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Mega Douche

Glen Beck.

That mega douche, glen beck, sure is full of shit.

by stuntmanlos October 13, 2009

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Douche Hose

A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.

That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

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Surprise Douching

The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.

Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."

Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."

by the_collier_wiccan March 5, 2011

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