douche ass

another term i made up like douchinator
same as douche bag

"shut up douche ass"

by Adam fukin Menendez March 6, 2007

douche bag

a member of the MTV show: jersey shore

any number of douche bags might be found on the MTV website under jersey shore

by hate douches February 17, 2010

douche bags

An Item that a woman uses to clean out her vaginia

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Douche Lord

Ruler of all that is douchey; a.k.a the male race

Wow. He hasn't called me back. What a douche lord.

by melcourt August 25, 2010

Douche nugget

someone who is a total ahole and doesnt seem to realize it

1.Nobody likes corey because he is a Douche nugget

or

2.Dude why are you being such a Douche nugget?

by mikey and brent October 21, 2008

douche stain

Variant of "douche bag", which is utterly played out. A douche stain is the gooey liquid spot left over on one's panties after a thorough douche. Therefore,if one is a douche stain they are a constant reminder of what a fucking moron they are.

"Look, that guy has one of those hanging ball sacs on the back of his truck."

"What a fucking douche stain."

by ArtemisTheThird March 24, 2009

douche whistle

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.

Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!

by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008