a white boy residing in fram, england. surprisingly used to be a huge FANNY MAGNET. brian is a rare species, but you will probably find him at
premier buying a packet of sovreign duals and a cheeky glens
premier buying a packet of sovreign duals and a cheeky glens
thing 1: have you seen brian jessop?
thing 2: yeah he’s sat in the computer room bashing out his coursework.
thing 2: yeah he’s sat in the computer room bashing out his coursework.
by Youoyoyooyiy March 21, 2023
Get the brian jessopmug. Brian Wiener Wallace is a Discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, League of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. He also commonly tells people to kill themslves. Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke. (example below)
by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022
Get the Brian wiener wallacemug. 
One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He's the biggest dork with the biggest heart, and no matter what kind of mood or funk you're in the always manages to lift you out of it just with his presence. Brian is easily the type of guy that you could see yourself spending the rest of your life with, he's loyal, sweet, hardworking, and kind beyond all measures. Brian is an irreplaceable individual who makes more of an impact on people's lives than he knows of. If you have a Brian in your life, give him the absolute world because he deserves that and more.
Brian is the best boyfriend ever
by dxhxnxe September 9, 2022
Get the Brianmug. Brian is probably Arabian, ugly, and a simp. Nobody likes Brian. He has 0 friends. Brian looks like a 36 year old freshman. He also cannot spell
by Ever Since Baby on Baby April 15, 2021
Get the Brianmug. A beautiful soul who im absolutely in love with. A brave funny person who cares about the ones he loves.
by keib10 May 16, 2022
Get the Brianmug. "Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity
Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.
by sawcon May 14, 2025
Get the Brian Tumormug.