Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 09, 2024

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bloody hit

when you dive down of a girl on her period and take a bong rip after

dude she wanted to smoke so i saw the moment and took the meanest bloody hit

by RizzSavant September 05, 2023

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bloody cowboy

When the time right, but time month is wrong. One must remove the tampon, holster it is as a lasso, and swing it around flinging blood everywhere, while yelling yeehaww ,thus resembling a cowboy lassoing a bull.

Omg Finley, no way you got with that trany last night

Finley: Dude I went bloody cowboy with her/ her all night

by meoooowowwwwwww May 30, 2025

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