Being Ronnied

“Being Ronnied” is the term for when someone touches your dih

I came early, as I was prepared for being ronnied at the airport by TSA.

by anonymous December 23, 2025

Well-being

Well it doesn't sound substantial because it's a nebulous term, Sam. And it does nothing inform us as to how we're supposed to structure society.

Hym "Because you can make the case that religion improves general well-being. Or prostitution. Or the removal of people's self-determination. It inevitably devolves into this dystopian nanny state like the season finale of Rick and Morty where the galactic federation takes over and people are all assigned jobs and given a robot butler to force feed them pills"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2024

Being called racist

That isn't what happening. You know that isn't what's happening.

Hym "And there's a difference between being called racist and what's happening. And BEYOND WHAT'S HAPPENING... You're also getting anything that's even peripherally associated with a racist epitaph being conflated with racial slurs. And then you get retard shit-libs like you shitting your ink poop all over the place because everything is just-a-oh-so-nebulous. But, as a shit lib, you only care about half the nuance and only half of the time. Dogshit intellectually dishonest hippies. And the axioms of youre belief aren't inarguable."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

being microwaved

Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.

Dude Micheal is being microwaved

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024

Being a freddy

The act of being toxic and a complete asshole to another person. Often associated with narcissists.

Nick : you are such an idiot i hate being your friend, you are such a loser

Emily : dude you are being a freddy right now.

by womenslayerxxxx April 24, 2024

Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Being a Duster

Whst your friend calls you when you promise to give your friend your duster. But then you take a long time to give it and your friend gets impatient.

"Jake lets get the 1:50 train"
"No"
"You're being a duster"

by Gavst3rr April 29, 2024