Best goddamn sport ever. Screw whatever the hell you assholes in Britian call Rounders. WTF is that shit? Baseball is a great game, and the AMERICAN pastime, so it's automatically freakin awesome. FUCK YOU BRITIAN!!!! CUZ WE WON THE REVOLUTION!!!! HA!!!!
American: Let's go watch the Yankees vs. Red Sox game at the bar.
Brit: I do believe we should go onto the pub and watch a little soccer
American: Never say soccer to an American you fag!!!
American:*punches out British bastard* C'mon guys, let's go watch the Yankees game. And then, we can laugh at England for losing the Revolution!
Other Americans: Sounds good Joe.
Brit: I do believe we should go onto the pub and watch a little soccer
American: Never say soccer to an American you fag!!!
American:*punches out British bastard* C'mon guys, let's go watch the Yankees game. And then, we can laugh at England for losing the Revolution!
Other Americans: Sounds good Joe.
by PhillyEaglesFan005 April 14, 2005
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You need athleticism and strategy. There are usually 9 fielders and a pitcher, who throws complicated pitches like 95mph curveballs to a batter who tries to hit them.
Sure, there are a few more active sports, but you do need athleticism to play baseball. People who call the sport boring, pointless, non-athletic, gay, etc. are either jealous they stink at it, or mentally challenged to a degree.
You need athleticism and strategy. There are usually 9 fielders and a pitcher, who throws complicated pitches like 95mph curveballs to a batter who tries to hit them.
Sure, there are a few more active sports, but you do need athleticism to play baseball. People who call the sport boring, pointless, non-athletic, gay, etc. are either jealous they stink at it, or mentally challenged to a degree.
Tom: Spring is here. What sport shall we play?
Tim: Baseball, of course! It's the best sport ever!
Tom: Of Course!
Tim: Baseball, of course! It's the best sport ever!
Tom: Of Course!
by Sport_Jock209 August 17, 2011
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The Dumbest "Sport" ever created by human beings. This game is probably easier than Nascar, which is driving in a circle 600 times. Baseball is a sorry excuse for a sport. A game where players can be overweight and still be professional. Each game takes about 5-6 hours, 98% of which is fat American men standing in a field for hours and chewing tobacco. A game where you use 10 year old motor skills.
"watch me catch this ball with this giant glove, oh my god this is so hard!!"
Baseball players and watchers honestly do not have a life, watch a sport that has action in it for GODS SAKE!!
"watch me catch this ball with this giant glove, oh my god this is so hard!!"
Baseball players and watchers honestly do not have a life, watch a sport that has action in it for GODS SAKE!!
Billy Bob: "Hey Frank! want to go play baseball with me?!"
Frank: "Billy bob, you know we're both 100 pounds overweight!"
Billy Bob: "Oh its ok! baseball doesn't require any atheletic skills anyways!"
Frank: "hmm, you're right Billy. I even have 6 hours to not do anything today! when i get home im going to put on my wife beater and drink some bear, i'm such an american redneck!
Frank: "Billy bob, you know we're both 100 pounds overweight!"
Billy Bob: "Oh its ok! baseball doesn't require any atheletic skills anyways!"
Frank: "hmm, you're right Billy. I even have 6 hours to not do anything today! when i get home im going to put on my wife beater and drink some bear, i'm such an american redneck!
by Reaux! June 11, 2006
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"Dude! I got it brah...!"
*pat opens the bottle with his asshole, and he starts to bleed*
"Oh shit pat, what the fuck?!?"
"Don't worry brah, its just a basegrind!"
"Dude! I got it brah...!"
*pat opens the bottle with his asshole, and he starts to bleed*
"Oh shit pat, what the fuck?!?"
"Don't worry brah, its just a basegrind!"
by ashdizzle February 26, 2004
Get the Basegrind mug.A cross between the olympics and world cup only you can watch it without falling asleep. The WBC is a league filled with countries from asia, Europe, Australia, and the western hemisphere such as the US, Canada, the DR, Cuba, Japan, China, South Africa, Australia, Italy, and others. It was pretty fun to watch but the US didn't do to good on account many american baseball players did not participate, all well, get 'em next time in 2009!
EX #1: Whoa, the US beat South Africa 17-0 and it's only halfway through the game!
EX #2:
Guy #1: Isn't it strange how no matter how many teams will participate in the World Baseball Classic, Britain will never even consider joining it? I mean, we beat Germany in 2 world wars and they are still looking to join it!
Guy #2: All well, the WBC dosn't need any pussy british team, cuz America will only kick there ass if they enter!
Guy #1: Well it wouldn't be the first time!
EX #2:
Guy #1: Isn't it strange how no matter how many teams will participate in the World Baseball Classic, Britain will never even consider joining it? I mean, we beat Germany in 2 world wars and they are still looking to join it!
Guy #2: All well, the WBC dosn't need any pussy british team, cuz America will only kick there ass if they enter!
Guy #1: Well it wouldn't be the first time!
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