Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010

Bat

‘Bat’ basically means to have a fulfilling wank.

“im gonna go have a bat”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Bat shittery

That thing when the bull shit at work pushes one to the point of a total psychotic break.

The requests that Kate continued to ask of Karen was driving her to the brink of bat shittery

by Princess Penelope banana hammo October 31, 2018

bat waifu

Blushingmoon is the ultimate bat waifu .... a lewd mistress of the sweetest variety!

She appeared as a wicked bat waifu!

by Blushingmoon April 22, 2018

I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.

''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''

by JR2082 October 17, 2023

Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.

Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat”
Sister of Mom: “agreed.

by Olbrickedup July 13, 2024