swamp hair

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease

Wow you have such swamp hair.

by asdfghjkl_names May 1, 2018

Homeless Hair

Someone with hair so long and uncared for that it makes them look homeless

Hey, look over there it's Ethan and his homeless hair

by The most special special June 26, 2023

Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021

Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012

Leggy Hairs

When you have legs growing from you legs made of hair.

"Woah my Leggy Hairs are growing long.

by Maddillo January 20, 2020

Nipple hair

Nipple hairs are the succulent fruit of puberty. They are often shaved due to Nipple lice; being quite itchy.

Jonathan wanted a snack, but was too tired to raid the pantry. He settled on munching on some fresh cut nipple hair.

by TheHandBurgler November 28, 2019

Canadian Hair

The hair located on the back of a male.

(I do not claim creation to this immense term.)

''Dude, I wish I totally could have more Canadian Hair''.

by The Korn March 2, 2011