Christian Parga is a complicated human. He can be very negative/insecure at times and is not the best in relationships. He frequently blames his partner for causing problems and claims the solution is to just give up. He does not like when things get hard and when they do he does not like to fight. He is great at ghosting people and not caring about others feelings. He will treat you like a princess one day, then the next treat you like you don’t exist. He uses people and has a guilty conscience for it. He will tell you he’s not good enough for you when he knows he’s going to do something to hurt you. Don’t ever trust that he will fight for you, because most likely, he will leave you. Christian Parga is selfish, immature, and weak minded. He hurts people and forgets about it, and one day this will catch up to him...
by Yourworldwithin August 7, 2019
Get the Christian Pargamug. A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :).
by CL54067218873 March 10, 2018
Get the christian callmug. This chain of schools is full of the biggest pussies to ever grace the planet. Contrary to belief, Alabama isn't the only place where people fuck their cousins, this school is full of inbred motherfuckers. The staff at this school don't do anything but assign shitty assignments that are so outrageously stupid no one will do them. Their sports teams suck so bad, they haven't won any games since 2009.
by thatbitch39 February 8, 2019
Get the Conway Christianmug. Mary: “shit!”
John: “did you just cuss? I thought you were a Christian.”
Mary: “I’m a cussing Christian.”
John: “did you just cuss? I thought you were a Christian.”
Mary: “I’m a cussing Christian.”
by Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis December 30, 2021
Get the Cussing Christianmug. Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!
by NunButFax March 3, 2022
Get the Christian Johnsonmug. Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’
by that one kid that is nature October 10, 2020
Get the Christian witchmug. A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.
by kenneman June 8, 2021
Get the Kevin Christianmug.