Save turtles

We shall save the turtles because they are amazing creatures

Metal sraw to save turtles

by Janse October 3, 2019

Derpa Turtle

It is a cryptic that lives in the uninhabited areas of Pennsylvania It is part gerbil and part turtle. It's shell is covered in fur which keeps it warm. It has whiskers and fur like a gerbil and scales and a shell like a turtle. They are quite small creatures that live in wet or muddy areas and hate human interaction. They are called Derpa Turtles because the word derp used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action. The A is added to make it plural to mean they are all foolish they are not the smartest creatures but have managed to survive

Did you hear about the man who was killed by those Derpa Turtles. No that could never happen they are too stupid.

by Derpa_Turtle April 23, 2018

Turtle Storm

A weird girl on Youtube.

I don't watch Turtle Storm because she is wierd.

by PlebIsLife January 11, 2018

jab the turtle

The best rapper in the universe

All hail jab the turtle a god amongst men

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

Turtle Shell

A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.

"Dude, my dick is turtle shelled right now since I just got out of the pool"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

turtle squad

A group of homosexual males who go to EDM festivals.

Me and my turtle squad are going to edc Orlando this weekend.

by Stan Birda April 20, 2018

turtle moment

commonly used when you get left on (un)read, usually by someone of the opposite gender

R: “Bro i double texted her but she left me on read both times.”

K: “Sucks bro, that’s a turtle moment”

by walkinghat August 5, 2020