Mike Riley

A super sexy hot man with a hulking ass that you have to spend open and rail his stinky tight booty hole. Beware, when you pull out your cock with have poop all over it.

Oh my, I want to fuck mike riley so badly

by Evan Gaydova Gay February 19, 2022

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

dirty mike

The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.

Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.

by romanator03 April 5, 2022

Mike Scro

A sexy guy that sometimes lies but is so amazing in bed you won't care.

This guy I'm dating is such a Mike Scro

by Phoenix SC July 16, 2017

MIKE Wazowski

Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?

He is a very smexy creature.

I will forever love you mike wazowski

Omg mike Wazowski the big green ball

I wonder if he has green balls

Mike Wazowski: shows balls

by M!keW@zowskilover December 1, 2022

Mike Hike

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020

prision mike

A dangerous man, he spend some time in the clink, trying not to drop the soap, he kidnapped the president's son, but they never caught him.

I am prison mike, do you know why they call me prision mike?

by Well known anonymous October 6, 2017