The Pretty Woman Syndrome, which carries the accronym PWS, refers to an ailment afflicting men who fail in love with women from dysfunctional backgrounds or with personalities which render them emotional unavailable. This affliction is prevalent amongst "good guys" which are usually well off and believe they can "save" the target of their affection. In turn, the object of their interest, they believe, shall be eternally grateful and love them forever. PWS is the female equivalent of Florence Nightengale syndrome. Both are qualified as Jesus Complexes.
Chris went to a strip bar on Friday night and got 12 lap dances from Jessica, again. Its 2 weeks in a row. I think he's falling for her.
This is the second stripper he falls for. He really has a bad case of Pretty Woman Syndrome!
This is the second stripper he falls for. He really has a bad case of Pretty Woman Syndrome!
by giorgiodizante March 14, 2011
Get the pretty woman syndrome mug.When a female is so adept at setting off the neanderthal, primal sexual urges in a man that it is intimidating to him.
Anything can spur these urges; usually the term is reserved for a woman with a curvaceous figure but it can also refer to her self-confidence, superficial identity ('swag') or - in the author's case - that glint in the eye that knows you're in for a rollercoaster ride. Insofar as you'll experience a short-lived adrenaline rush followed by nausea and inner ear failure.
Anything can spur these urges; usually the term is reserved for a woman with a curvaceous figure but it can also refer to her self-confidence, superficial identity ('swag') or - in the author's case - that glint in the eye that knows you're in for a rollercoaster ride. Insofar as you'll experience a short-lived adrenaline rush followed by nausea and inner ear failure.
'... So did you?'
'Yeah she came back to mine after'
'How was it?'
'I still can't feel my legs mate'
'Class, you going to see her again?'
'Don't think I can, she's TOO MUCH WOMAN for me'
'Yeah she came back to mine after'
'How was it?'
'I still can't feel my legs mate'
'Class, you going to see her again?'
'Don't think I can, she's TOO MUCH WOMAN for me'
by etymolowrist July 22, 2012
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Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.
Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.
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My friend: Man, I’m pretty sure that girl we saw at the show last night wearing a wide-brimmed hat and knee-high boots is a witch.
Me: Nah man, she’s just a Gold Dust Woman
Me: Nah man, she’s just a Gold Dust Woman
by Calvaindar September 17, 2020
Get the Gold Dust Woman mug.When a white woman is so unaware of everything around her, she becomes a shell of a person; a plain old white woman.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
*2 Men are playing basketball while one of the men's wife is watching from the porch.*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
by stfuandreadmydefinitions July 5, 2022
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