Finn Van Roon

Finn Van Roon is a name for inferior humans

Person 1: My name is Finn Van Roon
God: Straight to Hell

by Finn Van Nigeria February 13, 2025

Dick Van Dyke

A comedian with an unfortunate name

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”

by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023

Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025

Amber Van Pelt

She is a loving 21 year old girl who dreams of being a surgeon. Her best friend is Zoe LaVerne. Her birthday is February 21.

Amber Van Pelt is a queen.

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Van

Ur cute asf gurll go get Starbucks u deserve it

Van is the short way to call avani or you could Call her von von that’s cute

by Bebe_semra June 8, 2020

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024