Van Nguyen

This is the name of a beautiful girl from Vietnam. She loves to dance and will annoy you to death with her killer moves. Aside from being drop dead gorgeous and artistically gifted, she is also an intelligent being. If you meet someone like her, hold unto them for as long as you can and treat them right.

Did you see Van Nguyen? she is so pretty!!!

by stewbananananaannanaaaaaa November 24, 2021

Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.

Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then

by Tom28281 May 02, 2023

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 18, 2021

Van Aldrin Montenegro

lightskin shorty at target ily u looked gud 2day I see u aha u crazy

Van Aldrin Montenegro is me I need u in my life shorty if u see dis is too late a ha ha

by ViMainLoL November 24, 2021

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

van-illa

Someone who goes throughout life in a Legendary manner. Rare relic in nature.

Hey man you are looking very Van-illa today.

by T.A.R The Allen Report November 28, 2019

Nagis Van

Nasty, old, blue beat up van used specifically for picking up little kids. Other names it goes by, is 'Molester Van' or 'Kiddy Fiddler'. Averages approximately 15 mpg, and it has no A/C. The car smells like someone took a dump in it, maybe a little three year old probably shat in it, because that's what Nagis van is, shit.

Damn! Look at Nagis Van! What a piece of shit. Freaking Molester.

by Nagis Van September 13, 2014