Chode troll mattress turtle

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs

chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.

by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010

Gomer the Butt Turtle

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

i am a turtle

You say this when you fell like a turtle

Person 1:hey want to do some thing

Person 2: no

Person 1:why

Person 2: i am a turtle

by Starchaserthesylveon April 19, 2018

ninja turtle dick

a very small, almost non-existent penis resembling that of a ninja turtle action figure

julie was disappointed the first time she saw mikes penis. It was so small. She couldnt believe he had a ninja turtle dick

by aiofub September 19, 2009

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different

guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?

by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006

turtle fuck

Two hard hats hitting, usually used in joke form with a new kid, or soft handed man, new to wearing a hard hat.

Joker: Dude, have you ever seen a turtle fuck?

Jokee: No, why?

Joker: Do you know what it sounds like?

Jokee: No, what?

Joker hits Jokee's hard hat with his own.

by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

Turtle Necking

A sexual act involving two un-circumsized males in which one male pulls his foreskin over the other's penis, after which point the roles may be reversed. Also known as "The Chinese Penis Trap".

Doug and I spent last night turtle necking.

by El Gusto Fanny Bandito February 18, 2010