I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013

Thought leader

1. (Noun) One who thinks one is a leader

Jeff is a thought leader

by Zillah July 9, 2018

tough titty

Means "tough luck" has a saying,

"tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry."

You cant eat at McDonalds, its just tough titty.. i dont have any money.

by some guy November 18, 2002

Poke Through

While wiping your ass your finger pokes through the paper and into your Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

I had a Poke Through and got some rust under my fingernail.

by Alex B May 14, 2003

throught

past tense of think, but with the letter R thrown in for no apparent reason.

Ruby-Jean: Did you see Mattie's churrin* last night?
Miss Mary: Yes, I saw those ugly children!
Ruby-Jean: They throught they were so crute* last night!

* churrin = children
* crute = cute

by The Laziest Gal in Town November 16, 2006

You thought good

Basically the ghetto version of "You wish". So the literal meaning is no.

Person 1:Hey, let me borrow your car real quick?
Person 2: You thought good

by Deuz11 April 8, 2017

That's what she thought

1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.

2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.

(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!

Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.

Idiot: That's what she thought!

Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!

(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.

Man: That's what she thought!

by Stu Pidasoles January 9, 2010