Thunder-Cunt

Verb; the act of a female quiffing, with ample magnitude to create wind and speed of mock 2, in a males face.

My brother Landon was going down on a large woman in gamma fly beta and pulled a thunder-cunt on him. He proceeded to ask her to formal.

by KappaD June 25, 2016

Thunder

Thunder is very very loving, caring, kind-hearted, and very respectful, He is very handsome and sexy. Whenever a woman goes close to him his scent makes them come close to him, whoever gets Thunder as their life partner is very LUCKY, Whoever leaves Thunder, is a big dumbass

Girl 1 - Hey, who's your bf?
Girl 2 - I'm lucky to have Thunder as my bf :)
Girl 1 - LUCKY, I have no one :(

by Thanosdeeznutz January 16, 2023

War Thunder

a free to play game in which you enter a long standing relationship , except your partner beats you with a stick and abuses you every single day

i hate War Thunder i want to cry

by akljfakljgklajklvnan November 26, 2024

Thunder pie

When someone has explosive diarrhea in the morning

Man did you hear bobby having a thunder pie special this morning it stunk so bad my eyes watered

by SuperCracker87 February 8, 2021

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

Thunder thighs

A person with big thighs that rub together.

“Look at her legs, she’s got thunder thighs!”

by aaalanaxxx July 9, 2024

thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.

My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.

by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021