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Thomas Jefferson 

the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.
Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.

Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.

Thomas Amos 

Thomas Amos gets super salty and toxic he is known as Thomas the wankengine and salty avo is a thing
Thomas Amos by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

thomas mcparland 

Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe
Thomas McParland is the most l33t haxor on the face of the earth
thomas mcparland by dave September 19, 2004

Thomas Myers 

An exclamation of rage after failing academically.

A declaration of revenge on a person named Thomas Myers, preferably done while shaking your fist and looking to the sky.
Comparable to "damn it".
Thomas Myers!, I failed my O Chem test.
Thomas Myers by misterteehee December 11, 2009

thomas sidahmed 

A nice guy that loves girls never let anyone down not an average guy he likes to listen and talk a lot.
I’ll always love Thomas Sidahmed
thomas sidahmed by Thomad May 18, 2018

thomas sowell 

the smartest black man to have ever existed.
Thomas Sowell has changed the thinking of many young black men.
thomas sowell by chef_slafdjl April 13, 2021