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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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A: Have you seen Mochi America?
B: why?
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Taking something that isnt yours. Wronging everything in it. Then coming back twenty years later and creating a film/talking in words about how bad you felt without any genuine pain/remorse
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America

A beautiful person and loves to play video games. Americas are very sweet, kind, fun, and cool if you ever meet a America you are lucky because they are one of the most funniest person to ever live. They’re smile is amazing, they are just really perfect. Americas have a perfect body and perfect smile! Theirs nothing wrong about Americas
Boy: who is that wonderful and beautiful girl
Girl: that’s America she’s amazing
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A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.
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