Oldham County Highschool

This place is heaven on earth. Everyone is nice, and the teachers are so chill. We have the nicest school in the county and the best football team. Everyone is welcomed into this great school, and everyone is respected, but whatever you do, don't use the bathrooms upstairs.

Oldham County Highschool is better that South Oldham Highschool

by zestyboy January 9, 2024

Stafford County Spark Plug

The act of sticking the fat end of a fork into ones penis, sticking the prongs into an electrical outlet, then shocking yourself until sufficient pleasure has been achieved

Gert: Yo, I gave Tashnishuh a Stafford County Spark Plug yesterday behind the Sheetz
Michael: could I receive one of those gang?
Gert: of course my brotha’

by Fooligan Dictionary October 20, 2025

County Mice

A subspecies of hood rats, the county mouse is a person who may be found in suburban areas, living the "thug life". County mice have infested most non-urban biomes, especially those not already settled into by their superior, the hood rat. The county mice population can be spotted while popping wheelies in parking lots, waiting at the bus stop, or, when on the move, jaywalking. This wild species will seek mates in "thots" and compete for their attention. They typically communicate in their native calls, and tend to participate in activities of "niggativity"

Jaylen: "Look at those ghetto kids over there"
Maya: " I hate County Mice"

by LesFashionistas August 25, 2015

county spread

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.

"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II

by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018

Greene County Diet

To lose weight by smoking or doing meth, Greene County arkansas is known for excessive meth usage by its residents

She has lost alot of weight. Yes shes been on drugs lately, shes on that Greene county diet

by Tanchevy3762 December 30, 2023

County

British: The families or people who own land in the shire counties. They belong to the county set. These people are well spoken, have a high social status and live in a way that is typical of the upper middle and upper class. Suburban posh.

Those posh girls over there are a bit county

by Lord Tracey June 6, 2024

Hunterdon County

N. A place in the rural countryside of New Jersey where all the Wall Street bankers live. Mostly McMansions outside of the downtown areas (Flemington, Clinton, Amwell) and when it's not McMansions, it's farms. Usually smells like manuer in mid-spring, and gets some snow in the winter. Unlike other wealthy places with an average household income of over $100,000, people are actually bice to be around if you aren't filthy rich.

Goldman Sachs CEO lives in Hunterdon county. Hunterdon County is so much better than somerville and anything west of that. The rolling hills of Hunterdon County are much better than the crime-filled streets of Newark.

by WinterSkier55 February 25, 2017