by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020
Get the Christmas Llama Socks mug.A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.
One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.
by Richard Garfield, Ph.D February 12, 2022
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I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
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Supporting characters: But you need to know The true meaning of Christmas, so you can feed the homeless, starving, kitten orphans.
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by coolcyan February 19, 2021
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I spent christmas break with my girlfriend's family and saw that they're Christmas eve openers since they have no kids under 11.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 27, 2011
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by nickchandler February 25, 2009
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