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Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
mugGet the Corporate Circle Jerkmug.

circle pack

to put your balls into someone's mouth, and plug their nose with your cock.
"I circle pack Stacey every night at The Hilton's."
by johnwilkes January 15, 2008
mugGet the circle packmug.

sneaky circle

A sneaky circle is a pair or group of people who engage in risky or taboo behavior near or around friends and family without their knowledge.
Sneaky circles are strengthened by raising the chance of being caught by a friend or a family member who is not in the sneaky circle.

Sneaky circles are not for the weak minded or morally right people.

Sneaky circles are meant to be used as a means of enjoyment and furfilment for those who don't want to currently end their present lifestyle.
Me and Sarah started A sneaky circle about a month ago. We build Sandcastle's in my parents bathroom with used kitty litter.
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Circle

A never ending paradox, as you look at the circle you notice there will never be an end to it. It co exist with life and death its self... also the shape if a pizza.
P1: have you seen this circle bro?
P2: ya. That's so deep my dude.
P1: man. I kinda wanna eat it though. Ngl
by Clickbatekinda? June 7, 2020
mugGet the Circlemug.

Family Circle

One of the best magazines. It shut down in December 2019.
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022
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circle windows

A window that signifies ones wealth
"Riley had circle windows so now I'm his baby mama for his money"
by The guy with circle windows August 5, 2016
mugGet the circle windowsmug.

Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.
That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
mugGet the Circle Jerkmug.

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