walnut tree

Fat man called jack wilmot will break into your house, he will steal your fridge and eat it with his elephant mum

‘Yo g I’m moving to walnut tree’

‘Don’t, that fat man called jack wilmot will take your food’

by Walnut tree December 22, 2018

bambagillion tree

Used to describe a tree that you have no idea what kind it is.

Oh that’s one of those bambagillion trees, they are so pretty in the spring.

by Potlickers November 19, 2017

Tree Simp

A tree simp is a tall male who goes around getting multiple girls numbers and fucking them when given the chance to do so. If you encounter a tree simp you should stay far away, because your heart can break do to one. So stay cautious of these types of simps!

My god, he is such a tree simp! Gross!

by Primrose_Mystery May 12, 2020

Trufula tree

A tree that's softer than silk and smells like butterfly milk

Aloysius O'Hare said to the trufula tree let it die let it die let it shrivvel up and die

by Ollie20081 May 5, 2019

Cherry tree

Greggs pasty shop

Damn the cherry tree has started to buy pies in.

by Edward1999994 October 28, 2018

tree poop

The shit that trees drop on your vehicle. (Sap, juices, or anything that stains/dirties your vehicle)

Fuck, there’s tree poop all over my truck. I shouldn’t have parked under this dumb as fuck black olive tree!

by MrCracker911 May 27, 2019

ill trees

the greatest thing put on the earth...tha ganjaa

Zion: We be smokin ever ill trees mon.

Damian: Word to dat mon.

by zionganja April 4, 2010