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Christian Nicole

A girl with a heart made of gold! A beautiful, boisterous, intelligent being full of love and determination. Driven for success and smiling genuinely as she goes. People often mistake her but love the book once they're pass the cover. The party is wherever Christian Nicole is.
Christian Nicole can only and forever be just that, Christian Nicole.
by Faxts April 22, 2017
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Christian Gillman

The True Ultimate Figglebottom male
Vagina always on the mid
Likes being with mandem
christian gillman slapped a kid round the chops
by BrandyCream October 5, 2021
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Mother Christian

A christian that pushes their believes down nonbelievers' throats, judges everyone, and is extremely closed minded. Examples are Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Westboro Church
by Christian Judgmental teaparty December 5, 2013
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Christian Anselmini

A guy who looks like a rat, his teeth are bigger than his dick. Avoid him at all times he has sti
Oh look thats christian anselmini, his tooth is bigger than his dick
by Jeffreyfif May 8, 2018
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Sister Christian

A disabled individual who utilizes a motorized scooter or motorized wheelchair to get around, thereby 'motoring'.
Individual 1: Check out that Sister Christian rolling out of the Walmart on his little rascal.
Individual 2: Yeah, he's motorin'.
by ThatFuckinGuy257 October 22, 2023
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Christian Witzke

Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.
You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)
by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023
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Christian Santiago

Christian Santiago is the hottest guy you will ever meet, you will fall in love in 0.2 seconds, he is just THAT sexy ass nigga and he just needs to be praised because god put all his work into his looks.
by WxkeChris January 28, 2022
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