seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.

"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"

by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016

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Frump season

The day that fall switches to Winter. A man has to make a hard decision to either be alone, or pretend to love a very large woman.

I got so desperate this winter the only way I can make it through was to make it a frump season.

by Souless75 July 21, 2023

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When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

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Dog season

Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent

Damn bruh she played you, it’s dog season now.

by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018

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beef season

The time of the year when ameture body builders attempt to reconstruct their flabby asses in the gym with excessive protein shakes and loud and obnoxious remarks about their new "accumulation of "gains".

Joe: I'm going to the gym!
Tony: why?
Joe: it's beef season!

by Kevin money December 30, 2014

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Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

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