Coffee Shop Spillage

When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.

"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."

by Arikorv August 12, 2020

Reverse shopping

When you go to the local sporting goods store and find a hoodie you like then proceed to the register to pay for said hoodie. Reverse shopping is only a simplified version of shopping with less steps. You find a hoodie you like and instead of paying for said hoodie you skip that step(streamlining it) and proceed directly to car without spending a wooden nickel

A man found a House depot reciept. Took it in home depot. Got everything that was on the reciept and put it in carriage. Proceeded directly to customer service and produced the reciept and returned said items in carriage for a full refund. A simple definition of reverse shopping is stealing.

by El shoppo November 6, 2020

shack shopping

In remote unpopulated areas, such as the desert or swamp, the pastime of some desert dwellers or swamp denizens to enter unoccupied, but inhabited, structures to locate and remove items that might be useful to them although those items are owned by someone else.

Hey, it’s a full moon, let’s go shack shopping for a replacement frying pan.

by Ally Oop October 1, 2020

bomb-shop man

a dick

you are a bomb-shop man

by urban dictionary' October 3, 2017

gift shopping

A verb when you walk into a gift shop and shop for gifts

Jimmy: "Hey man, want to go gift shopping?"

Charles: "Yeah man, I love sift shops!"

by Asseater69000 October 21, 2017

Window Shopping

A term used in baseball to describe a player that strikes out looking (doesn't swing).

"Here's the pitch.....Strike three! Harper gets caught window shopping on the low fastball to end the inning."

by TheInterestingMan June 12, 2017

shop cleaner

A person who cleans the rugs of a drug-producing house. Their job is to snort all the cocaine that fell on the ground, so it doesn't fall into the hands of the police.

You see that chick, over there? She looks like a shop cleaner.

by Salvagni December 7, 2017