Sam and Sara

These two girls are always together. Nearly inseparable. A friend couple that is annoyingly adorable. They dress the same, share similar taste in music, eat the same, decorate the same, act the same, think the same. These two girls already share a soul, but are now in the process of morphing into the same body. I'm 90% sure that they are a government test subject.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, have you seen how much Gwen and Grace have been hanging out lately? I think they got a case of Sam and Sara.

Guy 2: Yeah.... or they're just lesbians

Guy 1: nICE!

*the two high five*

by weeniemachine500 July 17, 2016

Sam Eppers

A fucking pussy. No one likes him. So ugly and unattractive. Sucks at baseball too

Wow look it's sam eppers. I feel bad for his family for having to raise him.

by Legsjquabdnssn October 26, 2016

sam linton

The best basketball player you will ever meet. He is a force on the court and no one can stop him. He has unbeliveble work ethic. Off the court he is a real ladiesman. He hits threes on and off the court ;).

Person1: Man I'm feeling great today
Person2: Like Sam Linton?
Person1: No, not that great.

by Larsisco21 December 14, 2016

sam ashton

Annoying, has no friends, really cringy and I want to kill at times

Sam Ashton is so cringy

by Ieiej July 3, 2019

Getting Sammed

When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.

Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Sam Krebs

the kid who's gonna shoot up the school some day.

Oh shit, Sam Krebs has a gun.

by ppeepeeepepee April 8, 2019

Sam Sherm

An introvert with an undying need to express how different he is from the rest of the crowd. This mammal lurks in the depths of 4-Chan, searching for the raunchiest and dankest memes. They often praise The Unabomber's Manifesto as almost a bible because they are so edgy.

Person 1: Yo G, that Sam Sherm was in the back of the class with his head down.
Person 2: shit as long as his hand wasn't in his bag I don't care.

by The Boi from Colebrook April 21, 2019