Readtoric

Rhetoric that is ascribed to a person who is only reading aloud the words of another.

It was obvious that the READTORIC of the speech was not written (or believed) by the same person who has a known history of conflicting statements.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019

Reading

staring at a dead tree and hallucinating

dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???

dude 2: chill bro he's just reading

dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine

by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019

Readhead

Saying redhead for those who cant spell

Or a redhead who reads alot

Damn that redhead reads alot shes a readhead

by The Self Hating Redhead March 26, 2019

Ready to Go (Get Me Out of My Mind)

A song by rock band Panic! at the Disco. It is awesome and I could listen to it all day?

It was used in the Smurfs movie for some reason.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard the song Ready To Go (get me out of my mind).
Guy 2: Yes it is awesome
Guy 1: Woooo

by Dat256Guy March 28, 2019

Reading

Staring at a dead piece of wood for hours hallucinating

James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."

by NikleBeri May 8, 2019

readier

When you're more than ready

When I left the party it made me readier for when i had to leave

by Real pizza May 26, 2019

Readst

(Pronounced Red-st)

1. A combination of the words ready and bust. Most commonly used when it’s time to get on up outta somewhere.

2. When it’s your turn to buy the next round of drinks or shots and you’re seeking confirmation from the recipients that they’re ready to partake.

The term dates back to the early to mid 90’s and was popularized by the Seiders brothers of Springfield, IL.

1. Hey Deuce, u readst (to leave)?... Yep

2. Hey Deuce, u readst (for Jaeger Bomb)?... Yep

by XS 5965 July 28, 2019