Redneck Royalty

People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.

Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.

by already there August 18, 2023

Redneck pedicure

You know when August rolls around y'all got them sun lines on your feet? That's a redneck pedicure!

That redneck pedicure is coming in never come August.

by Drunkenjazz July 17, 2024

Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024

Redneck bidet

When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass

The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend

by It's average sized August 3, 2024

Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.

Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.

by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024

Redneck Shindig

Redneck Wedding Aka My sisters wedding

THIS AINT NO WEDDING MCKAYLA THIS IS A REDNECK SHINDIG…

by TheAnonymousLoser August 17, 2024

redneck song

A song that fits White-Americans, a.ka. Rednecks. One example is Cotton Eye Joe. The most recognized redneck song since 1995.

Redneck 1: Hey, Joe, ever heard of that one song?
Redneck 2: Sure, of course I have, Jim! Don't know why they call it the redneck song.

by iranoutofideas724 September 9, 2023