QUEER PUNCH

Getting punched daily to rid oneself of their queerness.

Dude, did Jimmy get his daily queer punch?

by GHIEY June 14, 2018

bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

by Khanybus January 27, 2013

Ballon Punch

The use of a plastic bag wrapped around the hand and arm to shove an obstuctive piece of fecal matter around the u-bend of a toilet.

Wow that dump was so big I had to Ballon punch it down!

by Shambollock March 17, 2023

Shovel Punched

Shovel Punched - like getting hit in the head really hard with a shovel

I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.

by Red Earth January 8, 2011

chutney punch

It's when you punch someone in the bum bum.

That chutney punch got me right on the itchy brown eye you sperm licker.

Nice chutney punch, I'll give your square watch back tomorrow.

by Marvingdawg February 15, 2014

Tropical punch

When a couple participate in a form of powerful (fisting) during the the females monthy cycle (period) during a heavy flow. The heavier the flow the more tropical the punch.

"we can't tonight as it's my time of the month" . "But what about a tropical punch?" "We'll I guess it is a pretty heavy flow this month".

by Mc Nerds (the real sperm) March 12, 2017

cubical punch

When someone uncomfortably touches you in your personal cube, in response you punch them in the genitalia

He hugged her for a long time so she cubical punched him in the groin

by Chilly Waters October 20, 2013