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Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.
Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.
by natedawgfromsatx October 30, 2011
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Porn Sta

It is a term used to make fun of a someone that thinks they’re a tough guy but in reality aren’t what they seem to be. Typically it is pronounced like a typical Italian from New York. This term is most commonly used by Howard Beach guidos.
“Ohhhh, Porn Sta. Look at Matt and fucking Daniel standing together, I’d fucking eat Danny’s ass. Oh my god, Look at the size difference. Ughhhh, what the fuck!”
by TheBigMP February 27, 2019
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porn clone

An individual in porn who looks quite similar to you or someone u know.
"Dude, Jennifer White is a full on porn clone of Serene"

"I know , they look so much alike"
by El person March 4, 2014
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porn rows

braiding your pubes in corn rows
Hey Jerry, my girlfriend just got porn rows!
by the nippler August 17, 2014
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Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey
Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop
by Some hillbilly July 19, 2018
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Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn
"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"
by Bhesh November 23, 2015
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Cholent Porn

Obsessing over a jewish "michelin star standard" dish called "Cholent" traditionally eaten on the Sabbath . Although has been adapted in recent times as a popular thursday night lads club.
oiy Amir, wheres Rashid at?!? .....Hes at cholent bruv its thursday night innit...try "dovids deli" or "Aliya" ...the cholent porn kings
by UrbanIlui November 4, 2020
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