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half-piped bitch

That one friend you have who is fundamentally a bitch. This is the lowest form of friend and should be rediculed mercilessly when acting like a bitch towards another friend.
Friend 1: "your car looks gay."

Friend 2: "you are a little half-piped bitch."

Friend 3: "half-piped bitch."

Friend 4: " What a douchebag."
by FozLola July 24, 2017
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Take the Gas Pipe

a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.

Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.

abbreviated TTGP.
Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.

Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.
by DJL0455 January 11, 2013
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pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while
last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face
by weasel April 23, 2005
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Stove pipe

A casual term used for people who frequent bars or drink alcohol regularly while watching sports, looking for companionship, or hanging out with friends.
They've gone to the bar five days in a row, MAN THAT'S ONE "STOVE PIPE"!!!
by caveman 3.0 October 25, 2010
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straight pipe

Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.
Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!
by Dick M. Down March 13, 2008
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pipe ride

when someone is the persons bitch & are all about them. it's almost like there the persons third nut or 2nd vagina. (pipe is another meaning for dick) & since your on the persons dick a.k.a pipe (on a persons dick also means being the persons bitch/obsessed with them) you mind as well ride it! since riding pipe doesnt sound right its switched around to pipe rider. (pipe rider sounds much better then dick rider) its catchy to say right?

- originated in springfield pennsylvania
girl: omg kelly always likes all of ryan's status's & alway's texts him & stalks his life & gets jealous of other girls he talks to.

girl 2: wow she pipe rides the shit outta him.
by suckmybird123 February 28, 2011
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Bell-Pipe

Basically; a penis. A pipe with a bell on the end.

The bell on the end of the penis.

Bell-Pipe is open to multiple interpretations.

Do with it what you will.
Lucas, you're a fucking bell-pipe.
by James Benson November 10, 2008
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