pineapples

Balls that were shaved 2-6 days ago that have just developed new hair follicles

Zoe: What's your boyfriend's "area" like?
Betty: He has amazing pineapples

by AWESOMETRON1026 June 24, 2016

Pineapple

Typically used for dildo by big woman who likes hard rides.

Please stand by as Corynn goes to the corner to have a fun time with her pineapple.

by PEWDIEPIE FAN March 25, 2019

Pineapple

The white man watermelon

Guy 1: Dude you're eating pineapple. That's literally the white man watermelon.

by Fart.com February 7, 2020

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Pineappl

When you love pineapples but have an irrational fear of having two e's in one word.

Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH

by notabearonblacktarheroin February 27, 2021

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

pineapple plump

Racist term for asian girls.

"Wow look at the fucken pineapple plump over there at panda express"

by Feggt July 27, 2016