Peanut Butter Suit

U.S. Marine Corps slang for the old Tropical Uniform which somewhat looked like peanut butter......this uniform was fazed out in the mid 70's for the light weight Green Uniform

Time to change from Wool Greens to the Peanut Butter suit..

by Goldwinger July 6, 2012

Peanut Tickler

A skilled proctologist, usually a board-certified Physician with years of experience in stimulating men's prostates to diagnose a variety of conditions

Dr.Ahrab: Okay, you're in the clear. I couldn't find anything abnormal back there.
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!

by Bigfinger4000 April 11, 2021

Peanut Butter Gulag

Apply a healthy layer of your favorite peanut butter to the inside of your partners asshole, then have vigorous anal sex until they prolapse. Upon prolapse, pull out and enjoy the warm gooey Siberian treat.

My girlfriend came back from a BDSM convention and told me about the Peanut Butter Gulag; it was great until I learned that I was allergic to peanut butter.

by socrasstitties June 3, 2018

peanut

a person (generally a woman) who likes to be peed/pissed and nutted inside of

her: "I'm your little peanut"

him: "Yes you are"

by itzthtguy November 16, 2023

Peanut Butter Banana

When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana

I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back

by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022

Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

Peanuts

A weapon used against evil.

A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.

by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019