Pufferfish pussy

When a tumbler bitch is so sweaty you could swim like a pufferfish

Definitely 2: when the cooch so rank that shit smell like pufferfish pussy

Damn the pufferfish pussy smell like grandma's fur burger.

by Nigga 23 September 20, 2019

Pussy watching

When someone is overly concerned with somebody else's sex life/body count.

him: bet yo body count mad high
her: it's none of yo damn business, stop pussy watching me

by shlumpdajunkie May 17, 2020

pussy date

a date where you know you're going to get laid

sorry i cant hang out tonight. i haven't been laid since i have been playing D&D , so i really need this pussy date

by sugar918 December 17, 2019

Chink Pussy

Asian pussy

Liam only goes after chink pussy now, he’s tired of loose white bitches.

by Cheesespiz October 9, 2020

Pussy Prowling

To prowl for the proverbial pussy. To go out with the intention of getting some poontang, another way of saying On The Pull.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Jake is only here cause he wants to get laid.
Girl 2: Yeah, he is totally Pussy Prowling.

by Pendurhh July 6, 2011

Pussy Prep

When a female or gay male puts a considerable amount of time into preparing their bodies for sex.

Jan: Sam is coming in at 9 tonight...

Mya: Have you even shaved yet? You only have three hours to pussy prep!

by Mickey Milk May 26, 2018

pussy probation

When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)

My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.

by Hooker_itsarugbything June 16, 2016