PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

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Period Bubble

When a woman has the flu, snot bubbles may occur, period bubbles, may also occur. A period bubble is when a red balloon emerges out of yer fanny while simultaneously having a cold and on your period.

Little girl: "Mommy! I just got my first period bubble (:!"
Mommy: "You are a period bubble."

by ToffeeAppleTaker69 November 2, 2019

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When your cis male partner or friend has a symbolic period (when you as a cis female have yours).

A sympathy period can surface in the form of their increased irritability, making the same space you take up unbearable, or as their literal dick bleeding.

"Yo Liv, has it ever happened when you're on the dot and trying to milk every minute of sympathy and then your manz one ups you with a sympathy period and his dick starts bleeding when you're giving him head?

by friendofafragilefrenulum May 22, 2021

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Period

period, more of period blood, the thing you get every month. Girls you know what I mean. I have the knowledge of a 7 year old kid. I ate my mothers blood, tasted so warm and refreshing, I thought it was my sippy cup.

Mom: Hey! What are you doing down there.

Kid: Licking your wart poosay to get that Period blood, cause I'm a vampire mommy!

by yourfruitymf December 7, 2022

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