When one human being completly polishes off anothers set of choppers with an incredably amount of semon. This later creates long time effects of lung and throat cancer as well.
Jim- i just was at my friends house a couple days ago and we had a really good time
Dan- damn i wish i would have went, what did you guys do?
Jim- we fucked eachother and then i gave him some special dental work
Dan- damn i wish i would have went, what did you guys do?
Jim- we fucked eachother and then i gave him some special dental work
by Digesting_anal_fluid June 25, 2013
Person at work who offers to take on tasks for the boss that he or she would like his or her spouse to do at home. Order lunch, make coffee, do errands etc. as a way of getting ahead.
Suzy asked the boss if she can bring back back his favorite sandwich when she comes back from lunch today. Everyone knows she's pulling the work wife move to get that promotion next year.
by Paula Villegas December 09, 2008
The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
by Clark W. Griswald April 25, 2006
MASA is a Vocaloid artist known for... uhh... extreme content, to say the least. The crown jewel, The Fox's Wedding, is arguably one of the best cursed Vocaloid songs ever made (at least, one that's popular). Edgy middle-schoolers, this one's for you.
#1: MASA Works Design is so fucking edgy i love it
#2: *listens to fox's wedding*
#2: wtf is wrong with you keep playing that shit
#2: *listens to fox's wedding*
#2: wtf is wrong with you keep playing that shit
by another Aaeon274 February 10, 2022
by J-Bone60 May 31, 2009
Gabe: Why aren't you in the office today?
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.
by frank1985 May 07, 2012
Work boyfriend/girlfriend
A colleague — your lunchmate, IM partner, smoking buddy, etc. No sex, though. Platonic.
A colleague — your lunchmate, IM partner, smoking buddy, etc. No sex, though. Platonic.
I told my work boyfriend/girlfriend about the slut in accounting making out with three dudes at happy hour. S/he wasn't surprised.
by rick the ruler October 14, 2006