Patrick

my Patrick is a huge introvert who like anime and hentai, he is clearly gay but wont come out the closet. he has only had one girlfriend and is a 42 year old virgin. it is a bit sad but its pretty funny to us. we all call him a emo fish because he is infact a emo fish. he loves his mum in a homo way and has admitted to doing some gay things around her that i cannot say. he dabs on the daily and is code for weed ugly fat girl and snitching.

patrick is homo

by swaggerpimp November 25, 2018

Patrick

The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.

Person: who's that gorgeous dude over there
Person 2: that's Patrick

by Dogsarecuteamdsoareyou May 18, 2022

Patrick

A gym rat red-head who enjoys getting gains and working on their image for those to see.

Yo, you remember Patrick?

Yeah that gym nut who basically lives in the gym? Who doesn't.

by FadeFromNA February 4, 2022

patrick kesler

Patrick Kesler makes all things possible. I know I need a Patrick Kesler in my life. Other definitions include but not to be exempt from, other people in their lives other names in their lives names and their lives that aren't Patrick good luck.

I've always wanted Patrick Kesler.

by say No no June 19, 2022

Patrick

Patrick is a typical Gabonese name. They usually like men

What are you doing to him Patrick!

by Anonymous090 April 24, 2023

Patrick

Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be Happy.

"Without Patrick my life wouldn't be as worth living."

by Doesen December 17, 2018

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021