the meaning of life

For a man, the meaning of life is to bust your nut into as many asses as possible.

For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.

I have achieved the meaning of life.
-Don Juan

I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey

by Babby April 19, 2016

Cold Morning

In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.

Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.

by trenton101 August 29, 2016

The meaning of life

Sorry, we couldn't answer that.

little timtim: mommy, what's the meaning of life?
Mommy, shut up fam I'm trying to do a 360 noscope!

by Thepopeofjim September 11, 2016

Boater Moating

When you motor boat an ass.

Guy1 trips and falls, his face motor boats a girl's ass.
Guy2: "Hey man, you must log boater moating."

by TheTom December 11, 2016

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017

Good Morning & God Bless

Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".

Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)

by AhegoMan May 22, 2018

Good morning & God bless

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.

All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.

by plopdoggy May 22, 2018