Matthew Michael

A raging homosexual.

Matthew Michael likes it in the ass

by Real_Barrack_Obama October 27, 2019

Frank Michael Lawrence

Long form codename for the exclamation “FML” (fuck my life).
Normally used by lower echelon employees, particularly military personnel when confronted with adverse working conditions and the potential for far worse working conditions if complaints or grievances are heard.

“The quartermaster said we needed to clean all the weapons in the vault before we go on leave...Frank Michael Lawrence!”

by Corporal Bloggins May 8, 2020

The Michael Barrymore Special

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.

I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.

by Donalddad August 22, 2020

The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

Killer Michael

A word to describe someone who's wholesome, nice and friendly. Usually this word is used on social media platforms (e.g Discord). This type of person might be the best person you have hanged out with.

Joe: oh hey Killer Michael
Killer Michael: *posts the most wholesome image/video*

by TheJoeOfTheBrim February 11, 2021

Justin Michael Malachinski

A racist.

Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.

by cumwithoxiclean September 12, 2021

James Michael Smith

A blue eyed, handsome hunk of twisted steel and sex appeal. When your girl has a wet dream/fantasy she says it’s about you but it’s really about this stud muffin

Linda, I had another dream about James Michael Smith. We had sex for hours.

by Mortifer_47 January 14, 2022