mega shortie

a person who is of small stature also know as a morgan/cass/caroline

jesus christ look at that mega shortie they look like a lego person

by bigboi_spamz June 5, 2018

Mega squawker 2000

It’s a rare green bird also mistakenly taken as a caterpillar or worm.

Wow what kind of caterpillar is it?

Oh it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

by Such swanky June 11, 2018

Mega squawker 2000

A bird that is mistakenly taken for a caterpillar or worm

Him: wow! What kind of caterpillar is that?
Her: it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

by Such swanky June 11, 2018

Mega Sleep

That feeling of existential dread and depression that you have to carry on yourself. The only way to resolve this issue is to sleep.

Friend : Hey man wyd tonight?
Me : Man idk I think I'm gonna mega sleep...
Friend : Oh shit man you aight?

by CommunistGaben_ July 23, 2018

Mega faggot

Jon westlake

"The mega faggot just ran into a garbage can on his dirtbike"

by Blorkal_Snorf August 4, 2018

Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

by The mega ego August 18, 2018

Mega-Thotimus

a highly evolved species of the lower class thot, this specimen is highly dangerous and is to be avoided at all costs. these creatures are commonly found in schools in the year levels 10-11. these creatures can probe the minds of men through sexual photos, videos and actions. once one of these creatures get a hold of you not even your homies can bring you back and you contract 5 STD's

be careful bro, that might be a mega-thotimus

by Don't call me a cunt u gay tom June 2, 2018