by Sencic May 27, 2018
Get the martin lutheredmug. God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.
Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?
Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.
Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.
Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.
Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
Get the Martinmug. by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023
Get the Martinedmug. While there are no Marek Martins alive currently, Marek Martin literally means the God of War, the God of War if you go back to language roots. Therefore Marek Martin is official the God of The God of War. If you ever meet this man stay away. He is dangerous, a predator to all of society, and may kill you just by looking at you. Marek Martin's name shouldn't be uttered in vain. He shall only be used if you want to summon the gods from above, or in truly desperate circumstances.
"I think we may lose this battle soldier. But let's hope Marek Martin dawns luck upon us, to beat our enemy," - TJ "Stonewall" Jackson. 1824-1863
by Marek Martin April 14, 2022
Get the Marek Martinmug. Lara is the most amazing girl a person could ask for. She is beautiful, weird, and fun all in one. She will make the time go by fast, because of all the fun you would be having.
by Mexican Puertorican October 13, 2011
Get the Lara Martinmug. by Jungle Jim44 July 7, 2010
Get the Backstreet Martinmug. by Stuthi lover June 25, 2024
Get the Stuthi Martinmug.