Martin

A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin

A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.

To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.

That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..

Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that

by ihatemodels December 10, 2024

Martin Luther Kkking

Martin Luther Kkking was a very famous black man. He gave the speech... "I Have A Nightmare". Or was it "I Have A Dream"? I suppose his dream would be a nightmare for any smart person. He was later assassinated.

Martin Luther Kkking was famous for his speech "I Have A Nightmare".

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Martin

OBAMA

Who is the 44th president of the U.S? Oh right Martin!

by imasurvivorimnotgonnagiveup August 25, 2025

Martin

jess is the better martin

"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."

by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025

martinated

Describes someone who is very angry or upset, usually for a trivial reason.

Oh no, he's martinated because his mom got green grapes instead of the purple grapes he wanted.

by flamingooolvr September 14, 2025

martin gimmebag

Martin is obsessed with gluten and anime porn. Either or does the trick for him. He invests his money into The Bread company where they make bread and glutencoin. He can be described as :
- Long
- full of gluten
- vaguely asian
- An advocate for anti salmon farming legislation

Martin : i lovveeeeee gluten
Me : Martin gimmebag but it away
Martin : (keeps going with jork)

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025

Harry Martin

Harry Martin is a term used to describe someone of great value, asset, and smoking hot ability.

To be like Harry Martin is to be a man on the moon.

by Martison October 26, 2025